Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Movies added

Ardh Satya
Mother India
A Wednesday
Salim Langde Pe Matt Ro

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

How many batsmen in the history of Test cricket had a mind as uncluttered as Virender Sehwag? Among those I have seen bat, only two names spring to mind: Viv Richards and Adam Gilchrist.
Take a bow, Viru. You are a GENIUS.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

An Unsung Hero

ASI Tukaram Omble

You are the reason why we have managed to unearth the Bombay terror plot. I can do nothing but salute your bravery.

Over the past few days, I have heard quite a few people criticize (almost ridicule) Hemant Karkare, Vijay Salaskar and Ashok Kamte for being 'stupid' enough to travel in the same vehicle during the Bombay terror attacks.

Its oh-so-fucking easy to say this. Hindsight is always 20/20. In a situation, like the one that was panning out, were they supposed to wait till 3 vehicles would escort them, one by one? Was ASI Tukaram Omble 'stupid' as well, when he chased down the terrorists on his bike and then grappled with one of them, fully knowing that the terrorist had an AK-47 in hand?

And for all those who are claiming that the 'elites' are displaying double-standards with their Gateway March, when all this while they never paid attention when the 'aam aadmi' died in train blasts, I have just one question to ask: Who the fuck stopped you from organizing these protest marches back then?

Thursday, December 04, 2008

The anguish on her face was too much for him to bear. He did something, he had never done before. He handed over a 10-rupee note to her. She looked at it and cried. He patted her on the back as she went away. He wiped off a tiny tear-drop before strangers on the street could catch a glimpse. And yet, there was an emptiness within him.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

WTF Quotes

VS Achutanandan - "If it had not been (Major) Sandeep's house, not even a dog would have glanced that way."

Shivraj Patil - "Before I could reach there, the terrorists who had attacked one of the hospitals, the Cama Hospital, had left and those who attacked the railway station had also left."
Did you expect them to wait and bomb your ass off? Actually, that would have been much better.

Vilasrao Deshmukh - "The state had not got any specific intelligence reports warning about the terror attack."
To, Mr. Vilasrao.
We plan to bomb Hotel Taj Mahal on the 26th of November at 10 pm. Hope to see you there.

Seriously, what is this shit about specific information? Probably, he wanted the terrorists to post an RDX-scented letter to the PMO's office.

RR Patil - "Aisa nahin hai. Itne bade shahar mein chhota hadsa ho jata hai. To total failure nahin hai."
He could have added, "Hey, Senorita" at the start.

Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi - "Some women wearing lipstick and powder have taken to streets in Mumbai and are abusing politicians, thus spreading dissatisfaction against democracy. This is what terrorists are doing in Jammu and Kashmir."
Which world does this joker live in?

The dumbest question ever asked... Barkha Dutt to Shantanu Saikia - "What have you been telling your kids about their mother?" Shantanu broke down on hearing the question and Barkha has the shamelessness to say, "I hope we haven't upset you with these questions."
Yeah, genius!