Wednesday, December 03, 2008

WTF Quotes

VS Achutanandan - "If it had not been (Major) Sandeep's house, not even a dog would have glanced that way."
A-chutiya-nandan!

Shivraj Patil - "Before I could reach there, the terrorists who had attacked one of the hospitals, the Cama Hospital, had left and those who attacked the railway station had also left."
Did you expect them to wait and bomb your ass off? Actually, that would have been much better.

Vilasrao Deshmukh - "The state had not got any specific intelligence reports warning about the terror attack."
To, Mr. Vilasrao.
We plan to bomb Hotel Taj Mahal on the 26th of November at 10 pm. Hope to see you there.
Regards,
LeT

Seriously, what is this shit about specific information? Probably, he wanted the terrorists to post an RDX-scented letter to the PMO's office.


RR Patil - "Aisa nahin hai. Itne bade shahar mein chhota hadsa ho jata hai. To total failure nahin hai."
He could have added, "Hey, Senorita" at the start.

Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi - "Some women wearing lipstick and powder have taken to streets in Mumbai and are abusing politicians, thus spreading dissatisfaction against democracy. This is what terrorists are doing in Jammu and Kashmir."
Which world does this joker live in?

The dumbest question ever asked... Barkha Dutt to Shantanu Saikia - "What have you been telling your kids about their mother?" Shantanu broke down on hearing the question and Barkha has the shamelessness to say, "I hope we haven't upset you with these questions."
Yeah, genius!

4 Comments:

Blogger Ritesh Nadhani said...

Wow. 5 post in last 3 days. You are on a roll....

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Rekha said...

That was a good post Dhananjay!
If the situation wasn't so unfortunate and tragic, we could've conducted a comedy circus with our so-called 'leaders'.
And the less said about the quality of journalism in the country, the better it is. I agree, journos were posted at the terror-attack sites throughout the entire operation, probably without a break. But the over-the top reporting , needless details and insensitive approach was uncalled for. If senior journalists like Barkha have forgotten the tenets of journalism, what can we say about the others?

9:17 PM  
Blogger Surya Ragunaathan said...

Hahaha... I just love this post... Its poignant yet funny :)

8:43 AM  
Blogger Hari Chakyar said...

Khool! Aur khitna khool!?

6:33 AM  

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