Start Me Up

Had one of the worst starts to my day for a long time:

Chaand Ko Tod Doonga, Sooraj Ko Mod Doonga,
Tu Ek Baar Jo Haan Kar De, Main Pehli Waali Chhod Doonga.
-- Shaadi No.1

The only saving grace being that it wasn't sung by Anu Malik in his throat-and-nasal infected voice.